Used Office Supplies

Nice question, working in an office of danger, is not it? Scissors, pencils and pens with knives and gouges. Stapler to inflict puncture wounds and use it as a blunt weapon (eg beaten on the head). paper clips and rubber bands to use as long and mid-ranged assault weapons. Keyboard works well as an alternative to a bat, and has the added benefit of a shield advantage. Office work and shields too, and if all other weapons fail, you can always whip the shoe and the piece to them.

The most obvious would be a paper knife as a stabbing weapon.

shoot paper clips with rubber bands, staples postit note to patrons forehead to tail rule, I could go on and on.

Remember scissors, blind to the ink printer / copier, the President, books with paper copy, it always openers near, throw hot coffee in their face and enforcement The harp phone well-being, why am I answering this?

If you're over 21, you might want to try everything on yourself first, whether they are effective and will be useful in cases where they are needed.
Do not hurt yourself if you like when you stab in the back, pretending, do not use real hot coffee, warm-to see if it stings the eyes of ink I would not recommend this one, the paper "Give yourself a real good fight on the head," and also try the phone. When you wake up, you'll know what worked and did not. You should find a job that does not require a in need of office supplies to defend.
Good luck to you ....

Once at work, a lady ran to our office shouting for us to call the police because her boyfriend had struck at the mouth in the elevator. there was a stapler on the counter, used as a weapon to throw to his buddy.